Applettuce's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[TYVAG - Big Lobster]

Rock Lobster sequel finally came out, took a while but it was worth it

TofuTehSurvivor responds:

This is a song about Tofuko-chan being in love with a lobster kaiju.

[-Fruity Funk-]

Mmm truly a delicious track, no artificial flavour needed baby

[Consolidation (feat. F1REGEK)]

Hmm..this track is very bizarre, the 1st half sounded more like a traditional dnb but when that second half hits it goes full on breakcore. Not a bad combination but it sure gave me a lot of whiplash listening to it.

I liked it overall, would definitely go back in time and blast this at a Victorian child and give them the sweet release of death from the unpaid child labour

Hairmilked responds:

That sure is on whiplash type of review as well. The victorian child deserves it though.

[Coconut Village]

This song is as if I've time travelled to an underground bar in July 7th 1994. Makes my brain feel
real good. Great stuff man

Hairmilked responds:

Omg thank you 😃

[S.T. Musician Rant]

Dunno how to feel on this one, one the one hand yes I am also pretty upset how much car manufactures have fucked up the atmosphere despite being a known fact to them since the 60's but I also feel like it's the 2nd best time to start changing things so it's good to begin somewhere

CIEIRMusic responds:

It's not just cars though. Those batteries they spent 5 Billion on, have not only been around in various variations in the past 200 years. They could have provided us the power that we need for a lot of things outside of transportation without fucking up our world. I did the math. It takes half that time just to undo the damage we did and NOW they are starting it. Meaning we'd be long dead over something WE shpuld have witnessed 200 years ago rather than now. I tooka lot of shit the past couple of months, simply for advertising NFTs, due to the claim that they kill the environment. Yet these people for the past 2 centuries got away for a lot worse crimes to both the environment amd humanity. Yet the second they change their tune we should praise them? Fuck no.

[Can You Help Us]

This song has everything, erectile dysfunction, family drama, social commentary about the poverty line, MLM schemes, a Jesus cameo AND a funny yellow cat(who has done dubious things)

Truly a masterpiece of grunge

[Drycore]

Way too much effort for an april fool's shitpost

[☆My House☆ (Feat, Hatsune Miku)]

Can't believe you got the international superstar diva Hatsune Miku herself to collab with you
(because the vocaloid engine and voicebanks are mad expensive)

I don't know if it's just on my end but the vocals sounded a bit...quiet? Like don't get me wrong I could still hear Miku singing but if it wasn't for the lyrics posted I might've not understood what she was saying.

Nevertheless, I really liked this one, it's got a very catchy beat and rhythm reminding me of those super classic 2000's DDR arcade machines

[bifta]

Are my ears deceiving me or was that Ray Chase at the middle of the track?

[loser]

Funky af song but why is this tagged as "milky"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?????