After 2 years of managing to avoid it, it finally caught me, thankfully it's one of the lighter variants so I haven't been suffering too much, I wouldn't have even known had I not done a home test. So yeah.

Somewhat tangentally related, in one of my delirious fever dreams last night, I dreamt of me exploring one of those awful Fandom wikis and I managed to land on an article for Shadow the Hedgehog, which for some reason was called something similar to Orteil, and it listed his nationality as Albanian because, and I'm not joking, his chest puff looks similar to the flag of the country.

I mean I kinda see it, but man what a weird conclusion for my brain to arrive to

So you know that clown girl that has been making everyone horni? You know this girl?

Well I have some devastating news for you all

Her huge boobs? Her serious honkers? Her real set of badonkers? Her bonkhonagahoogs?Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous?

They're fake

Also she looks like this

WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH

Happy 4th year On Newgrounds, though to be honest it's more like a happy 1 year anniversary since I started it using it a bit more these past 2 years. Thank you to everyone for being the best

(But seriously though I even had a reminder scheduled for yesterday, what the fuck happened)

So basically in the dream, my art was fortunate enough to have made it onto the front page but it was so weird to look at, it kinda looked like someone had taken a bit out of ALL my work and just badly superimposed it into a vaporwave chess pattern kinda like this one

Brain what are you trying to tell me here?? Let's cooperate

I mean LOOK at her:

She looks like she'd fit right in with the audience of this site

Maybe she was too local to the UK scene to be popular? Or maybe it was that god awful movie starring Ice-T. Who knows

I've been thinking a bit lately on how absolutely fucked up human existence is, like every single person on this earth is born with the instinct of surviving as long a possible, and the only guarantee in life, is that you won't

Sorry this came a bit out of the blue

It was fun while it lasted, at least it the membership went to a good cause( keeping NG the coolest site on the web)

I'll support it out of my own pocket next time I can

Happy Piconjo Day everyone btw

Not on theatres goodness no I did the only sensible thing and watched it on tiny compressed gif form

I'd post it here too for you to enjoy but I don't wanna risk breaking NG's Copyright rules(they are there for a good reason after all)

So yea..

There's so much info being uploaded to it as we speak and so much is being deleted, a modern library of Alexandria that's constantly on fire. And you're not gonna see 90% of it probably ever, and that's not a bad thing either, the human brain just can't process that much info anyway.

But if you're lucky the eldritch algorithms that dominate most social media will show you a part of that 90% and it's really.. strange...

Basically what I'm getting at is that Youtube recommended me a woman potentially streaming a live breakdown of herself and saying that she was going it jail, she seems to be fine

I have photo evidence of said stream but due to privacy reasons of someone who may be mentally ill, I will not share it

Anyway that is all

You guys are absolute mad lads, games are such a fucking mess to create and you guys make them because you truly love them.